If only I could wrap up this big project I could accomplish some of the other stuff I've been putting off.
If only I had some time to clean up my desk I might get a better handle on organizing my office.
If only I had some kid-free time at home, I could tackle some of the clutter that's taken over our home and threatens to choke us all in our sleep.
If only I liked cleaning more, I wouldn't fall so far behind all the time.
If only I'd been born with some of the organizational/cleaning genes that seem to be missing from my brain, I wouldn't have any reason to write this "if only" list, 'cause my office and house would be SPARKLING!
If only I weren't so easily distracted, I'd be getting some work done instead of writing this blog.
If only we could afford to hire a housecleaner again. (Hey - is there such a thing as an office-cleaner?)
If only I liked cleaning HALF as much as I like wasting time, reading, writing, cycling, talking, eating, sitting...
Ah shut up with yer whining and just GET SOME WORK DONE!