Tuesday, January 25, 2005

What's going on in those square pants of his?

All this talk of Sponge Bob and the fundamentals makes the subversive in me want to go out and buy a whole slew of Sponge Bob products for my kids. They already have socks and toys, now they’re going to have t-shirts, underwear, sheets and pillow cases – all with the caption “Not that there’s anything wrong with it.”

Seriously, are you THAT afraid of homosexuals that you're scared to let Sponge Bob sing a friendly little ditty to your kids? I LOVE that song "We are family." In fact, I like it even more now that the fundamentals are trying to shut it down.

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